Manufactured to destroy

weaponizedwit:

I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  • To say thank you to my followers and to celebrate The Avengers’ success, I have decided to do a giveaway.

This is my bargain.

  • ONE medium sized box (approx 11” x 8.5” x 5.5”) full of Avengers/Marvel toys and merchandise.

How desperate are you?

  • You can reblog this post a MAXIMUM of THREE times. Likes also count.
  • Following me does not increase your chances of winning, so please don’t feel compelled to do so unless you just really enjoy an insane amount of Tom Hiddleston all over your dash.
  • Yes, I will ship anywhere in the world.
  • Please make sure your ask box is open so I can contact you if you win. I would hate to have to choose someone else.

Stalling won’t change anything.

  • You have ONE WEEK from today. The giveaway ends Saturday, 26 May

In the end, it will be every man for himself…good luck.

penisparker:

do you ever just feel like ur annoying someone w ur friendship

vegaa420:

onlylolgifs:

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LMFAOOOOOO !!!

vegaa420:

onlylolgifs:

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LMFAOOOOOO !!!

Reblog if you have no life.

thefreakinhero:

emmaalaina:

all-the-best-post:

leanus:

me.

image

THE.NOTES.

… look at the notes.

THE NOTES.

Where can I download a life again?

alyssaties:

lost my shit when he started doing the roses OMG

himchanspenus:

…..the greatest portrayal of my life

yazzdonut:

feastings:

i am very sorry i will go

don’t….apologize………

yazzdonut:

feastings:

i am very sorry i will go

don’t….apologize………

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davespriteschoiceass:

papermariofandom:

this is still one of my favorite videos on the entire internet

whats happening


CONFESSION:
To me, Tom Hiddleston is perfect (even though I know he has flaws- because ALL people have flaws). I am not only attracted to him physically; I am attracted to everything about him, from his beautiful eyes to his charming personality. His intelligence and eloquent speaking is such a turn on. He is always laughing and smiling. Every time I see a picture of him smiling I can’t help but smile as well. His accent is marvelous. I imagine that being in his very presence makes people feel better. He really seems like a genuinely sweet man and the type of man that would be the perfect soul mate/love. I am already jealous of the woman who eventually captures his heart.

CONFESSION:

To me, Tom Hiddleston is perfect (even though I know he has flaws- because ALL people have flaws). I am not only attracted to him physically; I am attracted to everything about him, from his beautiful eyes to his charming personality. His intelligence and eloquent speaking is such a turn on. He is always laughing and smiling. Every time I see a picture of him smiling I can’t help but smile as well. His accent is marvelous. I imagine that being in his very presence makes people feel better. He really seems like a genuinely sweet man and the type of man that would be the perfect soul mate/love. I am already jealous of the woman who eventually captures his heart.

deppdavis:

Tom. Tom. Tom. Suzannah. Tom. Perfection Overload.

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howevermine:

hoeyounotcute:

gointothelight:

des0latelife:

-44:

a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune

I CAN’T BREATHE. I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE.

Yes. Just…yes.

this is still fucking hilarious 

omg

just to reiterate what these ^ fools said… yes.

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modern-nature:

timelordy-teganbreann:

sonickid1234:

feministwhimsy:

thefingerfucker:

contagiouslystupid:

bluephoenix52:

suckmyphallus:

spicybutthole:

thneedz:

milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

>people that are too scared to play it

omg I want to play this but I’m alone and I can’t afford to take that risk… man.. I’m such a pussy sometimes.

oh my god this was HORRIFYING 

Reblogging again because if I’m going to hell so are all of you. Fucking scary shit.

omg that was NOT something to listen to when you are home alone.

Holy shitting fuck you guys, after this song ended my bedroom door shut bY IT’S FUCKING SELF OH MY GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME

tbh i didn’t even listen to it because i’m in a room alone and no, but someday…